A hangover

Singlehood and the Christmas season didn't go well together.

They made Nikki a very drunk and hung over person.

I remembered downing six bottles of strong ice and two shots of tequilla. I remembered laughing my ass off with Sheiy and my cousin's husband's brothers. I remembered passing out and being dragged towards my room by someone I can't really remember.

I remembered having a hangover on Christmas day and spent the day just lying on my bed as I couldn't do anything much after the night I had.

What I didn't rememeber was the spectacle I threw while they drove me home.

The shouts on the streets. The puking in the car. The head hanging outside the window.

I woke having a bruise on my knee. I don't know where the hell I got it from. My arms are bruised too and I found a packet of condom in my wallet.

Discovering the condom scared the hell out of me. I thought I did something naughty but I didn't. I vaguely remembered my cousin giving me a packet of it paying me out that I'm single.

"You won't be using this so it's safe na pagkatiwala ko 'to sayo."

What a bastard. But hey, he's right.

Mum got so cut she didn't talk to me. On Christmas Day. She wanted me to go to church with her but I couldn't even stand up. I told her it was out of the question and it turned ugly. She got royally pissed off and called off SE p900 she was suppose to buy for me.

Naturally, that pissed me off. We're still not talking but I'm hoping that all the little help I did around the house wasn't overlooked.

I'd still love a P900.

What did you get?

• I got my dark brown contact lens courtesy of my cousins.
  
• Shoes
  
• Ridiculous numbers of bags
  
• Shirts
  
• Prepaid Cards
  
• Sim Cards
  
• Gold Jewels
  
• Silver Jewels
  
• Fancy Jewels
  
• Skirts
  
• Cap
  

Let's just say Santa didn't forget my address.

Thanks Mr. Claus. Till next year. Muah!