Finally, I diverted my attention to once cute bartender

His name's Gordon*.

And he's got the cutest British accent ever. The blondest hair I've ever seen. And the tannest skin a western man can ever possess.

He is so hot.

I seriously think I'm going to have a serious crush on this one. I mean, seriously.

Too bad I can't take a photo of him. I can't bring my mobile phone in to work. But it'll be a shame to not see what he's like. He is really hot.

He's good to look at but he's better to talk with.

He's nice and funny and cute.

Really cute.

I better stop now before you guys start barfing.

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His real name is Rodney but I thought he's more of a Gordon. So we'll call him Gordon, shall we?