Dumb people take away my erection

How dumb is too dumb?

I can not have a conversation with anyone whose idea of an intelligent conversation revolves around the weather, celebrity gossips and their achievements in life. I am a natural show off. I tend to talk about what I know. From inflation rate to world news down to international politics.
I tend not to roll my eyes when someone starts their conversation with, I got so drunk last night. Or, I was wasted one time. Or, Did you have a big one last night?

I mean there are better things in life than to get massively drunk and talking about it with your friends. Chances are they wouldn't even know what you are talking about because they were too drunk at the time as well.

Don't get me wrong, I too went on a phase when I got drunk on a weekly basis. But I was never proud of it. I still want to get shitfaced once in a while but I was never to tell the world that I'm a slef-confessed party girl.

I was at work when a guy started up a conversation with me. He started with how he had a big one in Melba's and how he picked up a chick who turned out to be a virgin and wouldn't do anything with him. I tried my best not to roll my eyes I started seeing spots.

Ten minutes into the conversation I excused myself and my supervisor gave me the I'm sorry you had to put with that look.

I held up my hand and said, he just took away my erection.

We shared a laugh and I never returned to his table again.

I don't know if you would call me boring but talking about marketing, journalism ethics and academia give me tiny orgasms. I guess that's just how I am. Start up a conversation with me about how the economy of China is booming at the moment or about their no pregnancy policy and I'm sure to climax.

But talk to me about the traffic, how you behave idiotically the night before and I will be needing a viagra to get through the conversation.