Random marriage proposals make you shiver

Nagyaya si Regan magpakasal.

What the fuck?

Nasa Darwin siya ngayon (province in Australia) at tinanong niya ako kung gusto ko daw magpakasal.

Sabi niya two years na on-off random meetings [relationship na sa kanya yun!] is enough for him to realise that he wants to spend the rest of his life with me.

Double what the fuck?

Since my lovelife is as good as dead, I joked along. I said ok, yeah we should.

TAPOS SABI NIYA, ok good at sasama ka sakin sa Dubai kasi di kita pwede masama sa Dubai kung mag boyfriend lang tayo!

HELLO!!!

Crazy shit!

First of all, I'm no Mariah Carey who does an impulsive wedding with someone she just met for three weeks; or something to that effect.

Second, hindi si Regan ang gusto kong pakasalan!!

Third, mas depressing malaman na meron lalaki na gusto akong pakasalan tapos yung gusto kong pakasalan wants nothing to do with me!

oh, and it gets better!!

Sabi pa niya, we'll make four kids together.

And he starts calling me wifey!!

Tinanong ko siya kung nagbibiro lang siya at ang sabi niya, hindi. Seryoso daw siya sa tanong niya at kung seryoso daw ako mag civil wedding daw kami para makapunta ako sa Dubai kasama siya!!!

Ay, ang kabaliwan!!

Baliw, baliw, baliw!!!

Tinanong niya ako kung may feelings daw ako sa kanya, sabi ko meron pero hindi enough para pakasalan siya. Sabi ko sa kanya, maybe in three years or so if we meet each other again and there's still something there I'll give it a serious thought.

Wala akong kilalang lalake ngayon na gusto kong pakasalan.

Then he said...

The offer still stands whenever you're ready...

I'm dying...