I jinx myself oh so much

So eight months of writer's block (and three years before that) pretty much means that I'm not interested in blogging - or life in general, anymore. A lot has happened over the last three years that it's going to take me three years to keep this blog updated for today. (Hence, i'll still be three years behind).

In short, I give up. I'm not going to try to write a blast from the past anymore.

But I will tell you this;

1. I had one, two, three greats almosts over the past 3 years. But no, they didn't turn out to be my Knight in Shining Armor. In fact they turned out to be ruthless assholes in tin foil costumes who don't have hearts. All three of them broke my heart and left my ass crying over my failed relationship. The hyprocitical thing is; after every relationship the next person I dated promised to take the boo boos away. To make sure I will never cry again. Blah Blah fucking Blah.

Same bullshit different mouth it's dribbling out of. Seriously? You'd think that after a series of failed relationships. Men after men after men, I'd know what to do.

But each men come with different manuals and it gets you thinking whethere this man is actually the right product for you.

But oy vey, of course the trial and error of life is completely different from buying a suitable product.

In life, there's no exchange or return even if the product is faulty. And more often than not, guys are all faulty. We have to learn to co-inhabit with this faulty product that farts, drinks, smokes, swears and all the disgusting things that a human can think of.

It's funny, when we're single, we bitch about being single. But when we're involved, we bitch about being involved. Catch 22 at its finest.

So to sum it up, I'm bitching about men.

I'm bitching about how disgusting they are. No manners, blah blah fucking blah!

And I'm involved! :) Never been happier.

Here I go again!!!!!!